Tuesday, February 28, 2006

I swear, kumapal ang buhok ko! Like GMA's face!

Find yourself bored in a room full of the ULAP type super-sipsips? Why not...

Create and light a Hair Stink Bomb!

It's metal detector-proof! It's super baho-ness will impress!

Perfect for all government-sponsored assemblies!

i-Shit bomb si Mike Defensor

Toxic Tommy teaches you to make a Shit Bomb.

Non-lethal! Perfectly legal! Super baho! Like GMA!

The Toxic Tommy Shit Bomb will also work for any cabinet member, Comelec commissioner, congressman, or provincial governor who talks tae to you!

Makitae! Huwag matakot!

Monday, February 27, 2006

Isuka ang pekeng pangulo!

Ober hir at GMA Stinks, we believe in fighting poverty. Da ole fashioned way. You gotta earn it.

And so, as the inaugural promo for this blog, we announce: the first ever (tan-ta-ra-ra!!!) GMA Stinks Bounty!

Yes! We offer no less than One Handred Yunaytedisteyts dollars for the first ever person to achieve the following mission.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is: puke on the fake President! That's it! It's not a crime! But it's fun!

All you have to do is have a friend with a camera, whenever GMA makes one of her public appearances. Go up to her. Tell her you love her. Then make suka all over her.

Just e-mail us the photo and we pramis to send you USD$100. Guaranteed!!! We'll throw in an extra USD$50 if you manage to puke on her with media to record the event for history!

Game ka na ba? Game na!

Too baho na talaga

She's too full of pakeng shet na.

Stop holding your nose. Rub her mess in her face.

We will be showing you how. Pramis.