Thursday, March 16, 2006

Hoy, Ronnie Puno!

Anak ng putakti!

Hoy, Mike Defensor!

Bugok!

Nek-nek mo!

Hoy, siRAULo Gonzalez!

Syet you!

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Make luto like they made lutong macao the election!

Here's a recipe for a stink bomb.

Remember, they're not illegal. Just baho to death.

Mix-mix. Then when you've made timpla, here's a list of targets. Enjoy!

Paputokin ang Nunal!

Let's make putok the pandak.

Mag kilikili power!

It's easy. Just don't make ligo. Not all the time, but when you know you will meet Miss Nunal.

Then, when you're near her, just raise your arms!

Anghitin ang lagim!

Friday, March 03, 2006

Achoo! You're yucky like my uhog, GMA!

Sa ikakabuti ng bayan, bahing ang kailangan!

Make sneeze-sneeze na at GMA! Put your uhog to work!

It's very simple and Earth-friendly.

If you go to any government-sponsored event, sneeze in your hand.

Never mind if its medyo yuck. It's for the good of the country.

Now wait until GMA or any of her tuta are near. Shake their hand.

100 extra points if you sneeze in her face. Say sorry na lang, M'am after.

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Makibaka! Magkulangot!

Today's inspirational message is:

Kulangot power!

Next time you find yourself in a government ceremony, make kulangot.

Hopefully, you have plenty of kulangot.

You can roll your kulangot in a ball.

Then, when GMA, Mike Arroyo, Mikee Arroyo, Luli Arroyo, Mike Defensor, Raul Gonzalez, etc. pass near you....

Flick your kulangot in their eye.

Or, you can wipe your kulangot on their clothes.

Or, you can put the kulangot in the palm of your hand and shake their hand.

Because, GMA is kadiri na. Like a sticky  kulangot.